Shut Up Bitch And Let Me Sleep
Local woman harasses sleeping cat for her amusement. "I can't wait for that bitch to leave for work every morning" replied Sam the cat. "I am lying there trying to sleep and every morning without fail that bitch starts F-ing with me for no reason but to post the video on YouTube. How many times do I need to tell her to leave me the F alone?"
Sam is looking into alternate living arrangements.