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Friday, June 19, 2009

Meow Qaeda Flea Bomb Plot Foiled

Meowslim terrorist Ali Oompapa Meowmeow was taken into police custody today under suspicion of planning to flea bomb his master’s apartment. Meowmeow is also considered to be the leader of a sleeper cell, or in this case a cat napper cell.

Another cat nap cell member Aaahck… Aaahck was also arrested in the raid (it wasn’t clear at the time of publishing this article if “Aaahck… Aaahck” was indeed his name, or if the suspect was merely suffering from hairballs).

It has been reported that Ali Oompapa Meowmeow’s master’s apartment had been infested with fleas for sometime and was ripe for a flea bombing. Both suspects have been deported to Guantanamo Bay (Gitmo) for questioning and presumed water torture.


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