Cat Has Sudden Realization

Celebrity Cat Demands Expansive Feeding Schedule

Local celebrity Meowli Cirus demands to be fed 4 times daily by her personal assistant.  Meowli is said to be trying to lose weight and has gone to eating more frequent, but smaller meals each day.

"It makes me feel more in control of my life and my body" Cirus added.  "I find myself also going to the litter box less often."