Cat Maps Out Different Regions of The Bed

Cat Prevents Turkey from Falling

Booster the cat was caught in a precarious position last Sunday morning.  The house owner had gone out to pick up some last minute items for Sunday dinner and came home to a surprise. 

Unknown to the owner, the turkey that was left defrosting on the counter started to slip off the counter.  Booster acted quickly to ensure the turkey would stay on the counter by holding it up until the owner came home.

Unfortunately, the owner completely  misinterpreted the event as Booster trying to eat the turkey.  Booster is said to be very upset by the accusation and has taken to sulking in the laundry room on a pile of towels.

Husband Learns Leason The Hard Way

Charles tries to drift off to sleep, but he can't help but think that there is something he forgot. 

His wife Marla is about to give him a permanent reminder that he should have remembered their wedding anniversary.