The Latest Da Vinci Code Mystery

PARIS, FRANCE: There is a new revelation in the Da Vinci Code mystery, a cat was found under a layer of paint on the Mona Lisa.

Historical painting restorer, Jacques Mayaow stated "We were doing some touchup restoration on the Mona Lisa when we noticed something under a layer of paint.  When we probed further we realized it was a cat."

The Louvre Director, Henri Loyrette refused to answer questions from reporters about the latest finding.  The only statement he gave was "We are investigating this latest revelation regarding our beloved Mona Lisa painting.  This has nothing to do with Dan Brown's famous book 'The Da Vinci Code'.  That is all for now."

Cat Gets Existential

“For I do not exist: there exist but the thousands of mirrors that reflect me. With every acquaintance I make, the population of phantoms resembling me increases. Somewhere they live, somewhere they multiply. I alone do not exist.” 

-Vladimir Nabokov