Donald Trump To Build Kitty Condos on the Upper East Side of the House

Donald Trump has chosen the new location for "Kitty Towers".

Trump stated that Kitty Towers is going to be "uuuge".  He went on to say that "This is going to be the biggest thing to happen to the upper east side of the house since the big, potted fern in the living room."

Trump announced yesterday that groundbreaking would begin this weekend after getting back from Costco.