Dancing Show Contestant Has a Fit of "Jazz Hands"

BURBANK, CA: The popular ABC show “Dancing with the Stars” took an ugly turn last week when one of the contestants (Bill Bonkers) got drunk on foreign beer and pushed the other dancers off the floor to show his “jazz hands” dance. Mr. Bonkers was promptly booted from the show for failing to abide by the contest rules.

Mr. Bonkers later regretted his impulsive actions when interviewed on the studio lot. “I should have never drank that whole can of beer. The can was bigger than me for Christ’s sake.”

Mr. Bonkers is said to have been looking into a 12 step program to help with his issues.
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