Dirty Litter Box on the Prowl

WASHINGTON, DC: Cat rap -- or “Crap” as it’s known on the streets has been growing in popularity among US teens. Cat rapper Dirty Litter Box, also known by his initials DLB has been the most popular by far with his racy lyrics and top 40 hits “Go lick yourself” and “Gettn’ down wit da pussy.”

In a recent interview, DLB stated that “It’s about time a stank ass puss like me shook up the industry. I’m keepin’ it real like a heart attack…you feelin’ me?”

“These suburban house cats are lookin’ fo what they ain’t getin’ from their parents…and I’m here kickin’ it hardcore to give ‘em what they need” DLB added.

DLB’s latest album titled “Let’s Sniff Asses” is sure to bring additional controversy to the crapper.
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