Grandpa Pissed at Kids Calling Him Gandalf

Grandpa Moses clearly woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.  "Dag nabbit!  These damn kids keep calling me Gandalf and I don't even know who that fool is." said Moses.

Moses added "And so help me God, if I find out who keeps hiding my Milk of Magnesia I'll scratch their eyes out!"

Moses is also reportedly confused by a separate incident.  On a recent trip to the pharmacy he was attacked by a PETA activist who threw red paint on him and screamed "Fur is murder!"