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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Toxic Waste Being Buried Late at Night

Our undercover reporter reported seeing late night dumping of bio-toxic waste in the suburban DC area.

Montgomery County Police Chief J. Thomas Manger stated that “Late night bio-toxic dumping is serious crime and any convicted perpetrators face stiff fines and potential jail time.” Manger added “We have patrol cars on the lookout for any nefarious dumping activity and we will act aggressively on it.”

Acting on an anonymous tip, our undercover reporter spotted someone surreptitiously dumping something at night that “smelled real bad.” They seemed to be preoccupied about covering up their evidence once they dumped it.

The reporter was able to click a quick picture of the alleged perpetrator using a special night vision camera. Unfortunately, the suspect could not be identified from the picture.

Anyone with information about the “Midnight Dumper” should contact the Montgomery County Police Department at (301) 555-3476.


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