All the Rage

WASHINGTON, DC: Driving around the DC Beltway these days has become increasingly dangerous according to most reports. Road rage is on the increase and cats are becoming frustrated with increased traffic, high fuel prices and never ending road construction projects.

“Cats simply aren’t paying attention when the drive” claims Felix the Cat of Bethesda, Maryland. He went on to say that “I saw one cat licking himself while driving (LWD) and another cat that was driving was curled up sleeping on the dashboard!”

Maryland and Virginia police have implemented the Cool Cat Driver program to help profile aggressive driving by cats. If anyone sees cats driving erratically they should report it immediately to the authorities.