Cat Attacks President

WASHINGTON, DC: Cat protestors organized a “meow in” about the high prices of milk. The protestors meowed at the back door of the White House yesterday until a kitchen worker mistakenly let a stray cat in. “I thought it was the President’s cat - Boots” claimed the unidentified kitchen worker.

The cat quickly roamed the White House halls peeing in every corner and then attacked the President ironically in the yellow room. The new White House Press Secretary Tony Snow stated that “The situation is under control. The cat has been thrown back outside and the President is being treated for minor scratches on the back of the neck.”

Tony Snow refused to answer unsubstantiated allegations that the White House staff was laughing when the cat attacked the President, and they were even able to get a picture of the attack.
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