According to Marley

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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Cat Flips Off Owner

Charlie the cat reportedly flipped off his owner when he overheard his owner whispering to his girlfriend about getting his cat neutered. Charlie let his feelings be known about the topic when his owner passed by.

“You’re always the last to know about these things” claimed Charlie. “Where the (expletive deleted) does he get off chopping off my fur sac!” he added. “I wonder how he would like it if I attacked his manhood while he was sleeping.”

“If that bastard goes through with it you can bet your furry ass these claws will be digging into that new leather couch he just bought.”

Charlie’s owner could not be reached for comment, but he is said to be rethinking the neutering option.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

stoopid hoomans think dat they ruul us kittehs

Friday, November 27, 2009 10:13:00 AM  

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