Litter Box Turns Into Quick Sand

BOWIE, MD: Young Douglas fell victim to the latest problem with fine-grained kitty litter. When going to take his morning constitutional, he was engulfed by the normally benign kitty litter beneath his paws as it suddenly turned into quick sand.

“I thought I was done for” said young Douglas. “One minute you’re doin’ a little poopy and the next minute you’re swimming in kitty litter trying to stay alive.”

Young Douglas’ product liability attorney added that “This is an outrage! The makers of Little Shitty Kitty Litter will be receiving subpoenas today concerning this. No cat should ever have to fear using the litter box. We are also considering a class action suit to prevent another tragedy like this.”
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