Kitty Porn Website Shutdown

WASHINGTON, DC: District police officers raided the home of Harry Flint yesterday in order to shutdown his kitty porn website. “It was disgusting” noted officer O’Malley. “We found young kitten pictures with no clothing all over the house with the bulk of the digital pictures still on his computer server. I've never seen so much pussy before.” O’Malley added.

Police Sergeant Whiskers in a press conference noted that “We had searched all over the house to find Mr. Flint, but we eventually found him hiding inside the computer itself. He was arrested on charges of kitten pornography--also known as kitty porn.”

Sergeant Whiskers went on to say that “I’m proud that our police force was able to shutdown this kitty porn website. However, every time we shut one site down 4 more pop up. The demand for these disgusting sites is at an all-time high and we need to address that first.”

Harry Flint is being held in police custody without bond until his arraignment this Tuesday.
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