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Friday, July 06, 2007

Mail Order Brides Come 2 To A Box

CHANTILLY, VA: Eugene Shedder was surprised Tuesday when the mail order bride he ordered from Siam (China) came with 2 brides instead of 1. He wasn’t sure if he should be angry that his order got screwed up, or happy now that he finally has a shot at that 3-way he’s always dreamed about.

“It must be the population explosion going on over there in China that they’re boxin’ up chics 2 at a time. Better get ‘em while there hot and before they start chargin’ for the extra one” noted Shedder.

“I feel like the cat that ate the canary” Shedder mused. “We’re gunna have ourselves a little party with the 5 ounces of catnip I just bought. We’ll see where things go from there, but I'm counting on things gettin' frisky.”


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